by sebmatthews | Apr 18, 2017 | Comedy
Undershirts hide a multitude of sins. Wear one! p.s. Day-to-day I wear Under Armour. Fits well and washes/dries quickly. When I travel I wear Merino wool shirts. Fits really well, never creases and washes/dries in less than an hour. Bingo.
by sebmatthews | Mar 4, 2017 | Comedy, Top Tip
If introducing somebody to Star Wars (it still amazes me how many people I meet who have not seen the series) then the only acceptable way to view the 6 films available (at this time) is in what is known as the “Machete Order” so named for Rod Hiltons...
by sebmatthews | Feb 3, 2017 | Comedy
You should only be friends on Facebook with somebody you have actually socialised with. If one or the other of you has bought the other a drink then friendship is implied. No exceptions.
by sebmatthews | Jan 7, 2017 | Comedy
If you are older than 40 and still wear clothes by Superdry then you are a twat. The only exception to this are people who work in the fashion retail industry. In this scenario you are not a twat you are simply an underachiever (unless you own the...
by sebmatthews | Jan 3, 2017 | Comedy
Roast beef should only ever be rib (wing or fore) Roast beef should only be eaten rare and with horseradish Yorkshire puddings are optional, but not – THEY ARE MANDATORY Any other level of cooking and serving is sacrilegious and just plain wrong. Nuff...
